• In a FT exclusive, Pusswedilla’s series of letters to all prominent candidates leading up to special guide will be published from today

The famous, hilarious and witty Arsikland President Chaminda Pusswedilla is planning to release a special Presidential Election Guide for the benefit of fiercely competing contenders of the 21 September decisive election.

The launch of his guide will be preceded by a series of unique letters Pusswedilla has written to Daily FT Editor. The first letter appears on Page 14 of today’s FT.

His Glorious Honourable Excellency (Dr X 5) Chaminda Pusswedilla the 1st identifies himself as “Friend of the People, Son of the Village, Servant of the Nation, Father of Democracy, Brother of Freedom Cousin of Human Rights, Close Relation of Media Freedom”.

His Glorious Honourable Excellency (Dr X 5) Chaminda Pusswedilla the 1st